(NM/NM)Crass songs medley played on a Casio-type keyboard.
Identified tracks (not listed on record or sleeve)
SIDE A: "Jingle Bells"; "Big A, Little A"; "Punk Is Dead"; "Big Hands"; "Contaminational Power"; "I Ain't Thick, It's Just A Trick"; "Shaved Women" ; "Big Man, Big M.A.N."
SIDE B: "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"; "Securicor"; "Darling"; "G's Song"; "Banned From The Roxy"; "Tired"; "So What"; "Do They Owe Us A Living?"; "Silent Night"
Text on borders of sleeve:
Very Merry Crassmas. Here's an amazing Xmas medley of Crass' greatest hits. Super fun time for all the family. Plus. A super fun time competition that everyone can join in. Heres what you do.. Its easy. Just list, in order, the titles of the exciting Crass songs on this record. The first three correct postcards to be received will be sent the following great prizes. 1st prize..Bathsalts. 2nd prize..One Exploited single. 3rd prize..Two Exploited singles. Have fun. Send entries to Crassmas Competition, PO Box 279, London N22. Many thanks to Paul Ellis. Creative Recording and Sound Services production. C.R.A.S.S. is the name and C.R.A.S.S is the game. COLD TURKEY ONE.
Text on catty corner hype banner:
That wonderful Christmas special to fill you with delight
PLUS! Free Family Fun Competition
Text on labels:
SIDE A label: A Creative Recording And Sound Services production. Cat. no. COLD TURKEY 1. C.R.A.S.S. 1981.
SIDE B label: In the UK this Xmas over 20 000 000 turkeys will be slaughtered for human consumption - that is around 20 000 for each minute of Xmas Day.
